“二战”时期,盟军要实施安奇奥登陆计(jì )划(🃏),迫于(yú )对一门(🔱)叫(🕰)安奇奥(🍥)大炮(pào )的超(chāo )级武器的(de )忌惮(dàn ),要(🏴)派两个精锐特(🎾)工去摧(cuī )毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼(bī )被(🐿)派了去,最后经过一连(lián )串(chuàn )搞笑事件(🔲),阴差(chà )阳(yáng )错的最(zuì )后完成了(🎫)任(🥞)务(wù )。 片(🙁)段一:(🖍)德国人在北(🤯)非布置了一(💞)个陷阱(jǐng ),准备了一(🥁)幅假(jiǎ )的防御工事(shì )地图(❔)让这二个士兵(bīng )带(dài )回去(💻)。他们却阴差阳错(🙌)的拿走(🌞)了真的(👓)地图(tú ),最终(🎾)赢得了战(zhàn )役。 片段二:他们化(💠)装(👺)成(chéng )管道工潜(🥕)入(🕐)德(dé )(🐀)军在意大利的司(sī )(🌮)令部,给他(tā )们卫生间的管(guǎn )道修得(dé )乱七(qī )八糟,把(➡)将军淋了个(gè )落汤鸡。将军(jun1 )去换衣服(📟),拉开(😝)抽屉发现一(🎥)套(tào )新(🈺)的军服,于是(⏲)洗头(🔤)洗(👌)脸(liǎn )准(zhǔn )备换上新军服的时(🍽)候闭(bì )(🔞)着(zhe )眼(yǎn )把脸盆里(lǐ )的脏(👄)水倒进抽(chōu )屉里了(柜子旁边有一个废水桶)。那个将(jiāng )军是最(👚)主要(yào )的一个(gè )配角,很(✖)有意(💑)思。到影片结束前1分钟(zhōng ),都(🔮)没有一句台词。最后说(🚪)了(le )(🐌)一句“谢(xiè )谢”。 片段三:德军有(🕵)一(yī )(🎞)门超级大(dà )炮俯视(shì )着联军将(🐣)要登(dēng )陆的(⛎)海滩。这二个(🏗)士兵(😼)居然化装成(chéng )希特勒和(hé )(♈)随(suí )(⏭)从,去视(🐑)察大炮,把大炮炸(⛱)掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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